whachowsoundboard: Today starts the appearance...
sueformiles: guiltaeconscience: that-whovian-nerdfighter: dear Supernatural fandom we know you’re going to have a rough night so here’s a blanket and some tea and popcorn good luck tonight that’s not popcorn
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world MY BROTHER FUCKING FELL OVER WHEN I READ THAT OUT LOUD FUCK
When We Cuddle,
I hope you dont mind if I, wrap my legs around yours lay my head above your heart run my hands through your hair play footsie with you put my hand on your tummy play with yours hands give you fishy kisses talk about my day sing you a song fall asleep in your arms sacrifice you to satan
spacegiants: mensrightsactivist: (reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
you is kind, you is smart, you is important,
I'm gonna say this once
riddlemeroxy: whoredoeuvre: thelittlekneesofbees: lowlyminion: The right to free speech (if you live in a country that allows you that) means the government won’t put you in jail for what you’re saying. It doesn’t protect you from other people telling you to shut the fuck up. PARDON ME WHILE I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVER. THANK YOU
hiddleswiggles: thelastasiantimelord: I love how in both Spiderman and Doctor Who, Andrew Garfield plays a New Yorker that hangs out in the sewers with mutations. His destiny.
thoseskatehooligans: buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this DAMN IT TUMBLR
arielthenerd: suizome: ellieiero: ...
punsicle: have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class...
How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
This is what happens when Psy flies the red eye...
Psyguy: for our wedding can I throw you like princess meamore cradenza
serenamidori (Gabby Gonzalez): that wasn't the wedding
Psyguy: for our
Psyguy: taking back the kingdom
Psyguy: from an evil overlord
serenamidori (Gabby Gonzalez): yes
Psyguy: for our wedding can I throw you
Psyguy: for our wedding can I throw a credenza
Psyguy: for our credenza can I credenza
serenamidori (Gabby Gonzalez): Yes hun
serenamidori (Gabby Gonzalez):
Psyguy: You're the best pony another pony could ever pony for
Psyguy: the joke is ponies
Psyguy: ponies are in the name
Psyguy: I want to be a pony
serenamidori (Gabby Gonzalez): I understand
Psyguy: why can't I be a pony
serenamidori (Gabby Gonzalez): you are
Psyguy: I bought all the figures Kinect spores 3 my pony is a bear
serenamidori (Gabby Gonzalez): hun
serenamidori (Gabby Gonzalez): Go lay down
vizardjeffhog: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT WE’VE HAD IT WRONG THE WHOLE TIME