reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.
- (Mom saw a picture of the Batman logo on a graphing calculator that was posted on Facebook)
- Mom: Hey, give me a Batman quote to post on this picture.
- Tony: "I am the night!"
- Gabby: "I'm the goddamn Batman?"
- Tony: "Where's Harvey Dent?" "I NEED A LOZENGE?"
- Mom: "Back to the batcave~!"
- Tony and I: ...
- Mom: He says that right?
- Tony: You mean the Adam West Batman?
- Mom: Yeah, old school!
- Tony and I: /facepalm
I HAVE PREMIUM AND YOU CAN'T NA NA NA BOO BOO
- Me: By the way, while you're on Skype, maybe change your name from "Tony and Laura Gonzalez" XD
- Tony & Laura Gonzalez: Oh, yeah. Thanks for the reminder.
- Laura Gonzalez: Oh, and I purchased the premium since it was half price. We have video chat for a year.
- Me: ...WHAT
- Laura Gonzalez: Or, 'I' have video chat.
- Me: WHAT
- Me: THE
- Me: HECK
Loving Sibling Chatter
- Me: Tony. C'mere. Can you do me a favor?
- Tony: Nope.
- Me: Just real quick, I need you to do something.
- Tony: What. What do you want?
- Me: Can you stop being such a faggot?
- Tony: ...I'm gonna stab you with your duck scissors. No, actually, I'm gonna take your duck scissors.
- Me: Good, cause they're covered with tetanus
- Tony: GOD DAMMIT
- Me: And AIDs.
- Tony: FFFFFF-